I remember the wedge robots. No flash, but they got the job done.

Right. Although the house in the movie was more of a mansion than a palace.

The Lovecraft movie I always think of is Corman's "The Haunted Mansion," a very loose adaptation of Charles Dexter Ward.

You ever do that thing where you Google your ex and find out on her LinkedIn page that she's now a notary public and you begin to hate every notary public out of spite?

So they no longer wanna rock?

Sad one. I'm way too young to have too much of an in-depth knowledge of his career, but what I've known of it I've enjoyed. Always delightful.

In official album counts, it's customary to only include studio albums (although in this case since it was their first, an asterix should probably have been used).

Johnny Thunders tried that, and he never really went anywhere. And arguably the only real reason the punk movement had any success was because of Malcolm McClaren's management of the Sex Pistols, which wouldn't have happened had he still been trying to force the Dolls to become something.

And Jane's Addiction.

Somebody doesn't appreciate the Spaghetti Incident.

In the end, having a paycheck is more practical than having a legacy.

What's fun about that?

Well I'm 0-for-whatever.

All I could think during the cold open was that they probably had to have two versions written, depending on whether Duke or Michigan State won the early game. Sure, it would only require changing a few names and switching a jersey, because the Coach K. impression could just easily have been Tom Izzo.

I have seen it before, but not the edited broadcast. Does it include the performance by Elton John where he and Johnny Cash swapped signature outfits?

And Neil Young crosses one more name off the list and smiles.

Foreigner tours with only one original member and he sits out half the show, so it's very likely a classic rock act could tour into perpetuity as a tribute band using the real band's name.

They had another song, right? No, not that one. the other one.

Mark Knopfler had a top five debut last week. I don't know how much more of a hit album sales can take if something like that happens.

I didn't watch this shit when it was on because even as an eight year-old I felt I was too old for it. Damn you, other people of my generation, why did you let this happen?