There's never been more a more than tenuous connection from the intro to the subject of his actual routine.

He's not Darius Rucker—he is only to be referred to as "Hootie."

It didn't help that everyone else had already made the same joke.

There's no Electric Six song about Blake Shelton.

I rarely use cash anymore, but I feel weird use a credit card just to buy a soda or something else that only costs a dollar or two.

If we're talking about the same sketch, it was Kevin Nealon as the PI PI: Politically Incorrect Private Investigator. Funny for four minutes, but I wouldn't watch it as a series.

Big ABBA fan are you then?

And really, outside of the Office, has Rainn Wilson ever done anything good?

If our union is full of people who watch the State of the Union, I do not feel confident in it.

I loved his performance as a mute army private in Platoon. He brought so much nuance and texture into a role that could have been a caricature in the hands of any other actor. How the Academy didn't recognize him for it I will never understand.

Do we really need a televised State of the Union? If you take out the applause breaks it probably clocks in at under a half-hour even if he's going to read it slowly. All for the pre-Wilsonian print it up and walk it down to the Capitol method.

He's one of them, he's allowed to say half of it.

Can''t be worse than his Depeche Mode cover (or just Depeche Mode for that matter).

My first university course, my first day I discovered the professor was an African immigrant with an accent so thick I could only barely make out the fact that he was speaking English, although the actual words he used were a complete blur. After that, everything else became a lot easier.

I miss the days when they would throw in a Green Acres reference for absolutely no reason.

Homer's "way richer than Lenny" is probably one of my all-time favorite moments in the series.

To me it's just, "I'm not fourteen—I have no idea who the fuck you people are."

It's noticeable that they haven't really created the conflicting personas they have for teams in the recent past. Of course that just means I can't tell which is supposed to the "smart" one and which is the "dumb" one.

That might only apply to the thirteen people who saw that James Brown movie.

Isn't Dave Attel already doing this?