"Joint Thanksgiving" wasn't really subtle enough to need an explanation a minute later.

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more.

I always thought of waiting to have sex until marriage as the reason a lot of people rush into marriages they shouldn't be in.

Her first big job was writing for the Martin Short Show? Now, that would be a good show. A struggling unknown comedian getting their first showbiz gig writing jokes for Martin Short and having wacky roommates in a bad living situation. No way that could make a six month advertising blitz a retrospective…

These people are professionals with credentials. It's insulting to them to just pick some guy off the internet to do the same job, even if the result would be of an equal quality.

Doesn't Eliza Coupe's new show premiere tonight?

Especially if it's something as trite as the three things have to cross a river riddle, which even a disturbed future insane criminal wouldn't be randomly bringing up at a violent crime investigation. There's no attempt to have it occur organically.

As a modern guy I've already had it in the ear before.

People always forget Dracula's younger brother Wendell.

And like all TBS shows, it will run five years even though no one you've ever met has ever seen an episode.

Cashews aren't nuts. Those packages have been lying to us for years.

Just a few I managed to get after concerts. Many not that notable or from bands that fizzled out by now. And for some reason I still have an autographed glossy of the band Jet from when I got backstage passes to a show ten years ago (that one summer anyone would have cared). And a bumper sticker from a local radio…

From the looks of the photo, Dick Wolf is finally defying the Law and Order and showing that real crimes are only solved by unattractive people.

I saw their Detroit show last week and it was one of the best show I've ever seen (I also saw them o the Riot Act tour, but I'm thinking time passed exaggerated how great that one was). While it was heavy on the earlier stuff (about half the set was from the Ten through Vitalogy era), they played a few deep cuts…

But Chicago also sucks regardless of its nomenclatural origins.

Based on the ratings, the finale will be "N is for Not Getting to Finish the First Season."

You know what's a good Bob Seger song? That's right, nothing.

Danzig is named after Glenn Danzig, who named himself after a place. That piece of separation means it doesn't fall under the directly named after geography.

That rule is accurate. And no exceptions can ever be found ever.

I hate that every blues song has "Blues" in the title. It should be self-explanatory from listening to it.