Which one? I need to know.

I can guarantee plenty of his non-number one albums moved a hell of a lot more than 131,000 copies in a week.

But still second to "I'm a vegan."

I would add ? of ? and the Mysterians as another who pretends to be of outer space origins, but I'm pretty sure he genuinely believes he is.

Or a character error.

Would you want to hang out with these people?

No, it says it will go longer—three seasons from now.

And not even the right wife.

A guy intentionally jumped forty feet from the top level of a Beck show I was at a month ago and people were dumb enough to donate fourteen grand for his hospitalization. You're a loser, baby, so didn't we let you kill yourself?

Maybe not as a star, but as a producer it seems like something he'd attach his name to and help guarantee good numbers in the first ten by doing heavily promoted guest spots.

You've got Vector there too? Damn, I sat through one pitch, and immediately got wise to it and started visibly and obviously drawing pyramids on the information sheet right in front of the recruiter and was shocked everyone else in the room seemed dumb enough to go along with it. They still offered me a job, which I…

Written about Motley Crue.

It's not the pointless ad that offends me, it's the self-liked comment. Have some self-respect, non-human spam program.

That would technically count, as it was covered by the act it was written about.

Knight Rider? (little different premise)

I'd put up just about any couplet from that song for their terribleness.

"Your eyes make a circle; I see you when I go in there."

So whatever happened to Rich Hall?

Jokes on you: No one could possibly be compatible with me!

I don't know who this is so I will assume you mean Iggy Pop will be in this movie. Which actually might be watchable.