Thank you for helping those of who wondered where Vance Degeneres was but were still not interested enough to use a search engine to find out.

And for the festive, John Prine's "Christmas in Prison."

I'm not even sure how it qualifies as "legal" scalping.

"It's not the band I hate, it's their fans." Although in this case, only the latter half of that is true.

Bashing people who like Sublime is pretty cliche. But it's also accurate, so keep doing it.

I will always think of the title track as the song that got Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen their only number one singles as performers.

That's really the whole issue. At the heart of the issue is the fact that from a rational or utilitarian standpoint, it's severely difficult to say that Indian removal policies did not end up serving the better interests of the country. People look at the past with a moral outrage with living exponentially indebted…

I can't endorse this. I live on land that was in some fashion taken from Indians so it would be purely idiotic for me to say it shouldn't have been.

Film:

But you've always been the caretaker, Mister Torrance.

Copernicus also invented buttered bread, but people only seem to remember him for that whole heliocentricism thing.

Fun Fact: The security guard at the beginning of the movie is played by the actual security guard who called in about the break-in (he was pretty desperate for money and the producers did him a favor—then it was back to a low-wage life until his death).

Few a-bombs would have solved a lot of problems.

Since Parks had a pretty weak year, I'd say Hannibal would trump it. I think it's actually improved from the first season as they've largely moved away from the whole case of the week aspect and are focusing more on the main Hannibal/Will dynamic. Even as part of the show becomes tedious in how it's been dragged…

I kinda like the Orwells but I just don't care for the guy singing with them.

Well, at least Slash is willing to work with one guy who got fat and weird looking since 1993.

Now who will have two lines in the second-to-last sketch?

Doesn't everyone though?

"You."

Wrong side won!