But their supply is what counts.

I'm guessing "name printed on article" for novelty/publicity reasons.

Is your partner Batman?

Oh, when you need oil, you'll come crying back to Alaska.

And it's really not that inconceivable that someone could get a Bachelor's in three years.

He was really convincing as the astronomer explaining to Harry Carey that the sun is not a planet.

We could do a list about school teachers turned musicians. Although the only other one I know of is Sting so this might not be much of a list.

White Castle is the only restaurant where I have ever actually witnessed a visibly homeless person order and pay for food. That's really all I have to say about White Castle.

The Secret Service actually started out solely as a group that worked against counterfeiting and only after that expanded into politician protection, largely because the old method was proving so unsuccessful.

That's what their doctors should advise—a well-balanced mindless gluttony. You do your hot dog eating contest, but follow that up with a broccoli eating contest and a bread eating contest. Make sure you get all of your vital nutrients.

It's one of those things where I can't blame the participants—if you can eat eleven days' worth of food in eight minutes, you'll do it for a large enough check. It's the check-signers I have the problem with.

Kinda makes me want a potato salad. Someday . . .

No, the answer is the Ramones. And it's the best answer anyone will possibly give. You win.

I believe Stevie actually went blind as a child to avoid having to look at Lansing any longer.

Like Erik, I too am from the inner suburbs of Detroit and can't help but feel the opposite. I was raised in the actual suburb most of the show was supposedly set in (although this is somewhat disputed, I'm using the best consensus and the fact that Dan Aykroyd's one-season spin-off was set there) and am somewhat…

My only real association with this song is from that episode of Homicide.

Huh . . . a Hatesong article actually being built around accurate and thoughtful analysis? Maybe this feature isn't pointless after all.

I always hated Led Zeppelin—too pretentious—and Black Sabbath had really cool riffs, but they stretched them out in really stupid ways. We were way more into stuff like Scratch Acid at the time. At first I think we wanted to do, like, Black Sabbath songs without the parts that suck.——Kim Thayil (1994)

Spoonman is really more of a fun novelty song that somehow became a hard rock hit. It's not bad on its own, but it's not really at the top of their catalogue.

Well . . . according to basic astronomy, yes, if you mean can a sun become a black hole.