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I suppose I'm a lady of unrefined taste. I think Mulan, Aladdin, Lilo and Stitch, The Little Mermaid and even the Emperor's New Groove are much better than Beauty and the Beast. Additionally, in spite of my love for musicals, I honestly thought the songs were the worst thing about Frozen, and was very disappointed

If anyone knows, I'd love to know what the General's wife's dying words were.

Wasn't her name Louise Banks?

I loved the movie; I literally was on the edge of my seat the whole time, and literally sobbing by the time it ended. All this while my boyfriend peacefully slept next to me in the theater. He, like a lot of other people, I imagine, expected more gunfire and explosions than linguistics and an emotional ending.

I really, really, really want to read this short story now.

Or not tell him from the very beginning.

Which is probably why he left. It wasn't only about not being able to cope with the girl's future, but about finding out he was, in a way, lied to.

What you just heard is the sound of DiCaprio's heart breaking.

I just recently saw The Accountant and was like "how is Anna Kendrick supposed to be Ben Affleck's love interest?" Not only does she look like she hadn't been born when he was doing Good Will Hunting, she also looks extra tiny compared to him.

No, you're not.

Plus she was supposed to have been traumatized by the encounter, and having had her own gun pointed at her, and she doesn't react at all to the fact that the same guy who held her at gunpoint punched a hole through a police officer. The bf and I actually wondered whether she had even noticed it was the same guy.

Diamondback delivers some over-the-top charm

I was just about to ask the same thing, but wait, a treadmill gave you foot and knee problems? How?

Plus Cottonmouth wasn't even allowed to speak to him personally, yet Diamondback thought of him as his only friend. Diamondback is the worst.

Is it common knowledge that she slept with Luke? I thought only Scarfe knew, but I dozed off a couple episodes back, so there may be some stuff missing.

May your mouth turn into pork rinds, nothing can prepare me for that breakup.

I was born in '81 and have always wondered whether I'm an X or Y. Having said that, I stopped watching TV the moment Popcorn Time went down because it was so much work, so maybe I'm a millenial at heart after all <3

I want everyone to see that Colbert clip, baseball fans or not.

Oh, the ways in which the 21 Jump Street reruns on WGN changed my early teenage years in the 90s. Johnny Depp, as weird and unappealing as he is now, will always be my third true fictional love.

I saw a teaser for season 3 (wasn't it here?) where Pablo sort of turns into Gilberto, the one whose daughter's wedding Pablo bombed. So at least we know it's not going to be all about Pacho?