Thanks to "Oatestache", I now know, after 30 years of guessing, which is which.
SWEET!

If jokes in German are being cracked, someone please translate.

and fat WHITE dudes. Dont forget the fat dudes.

This joke's been made 3 times already, so far.
Come on people, AV Club requires higher standards of comedy here.

I think he means the Simpsons.

My wife doesnt, that's why I never get to watch it.

Bill Posters is innocent.

Well, there's "Fever Pitch" and "Best" which are great football films.

1) Fiorentina is going to miraculously beat Liverpool tonight.
2) Noel Gallagher should buy Man City, he aint doing anything these days anyway.

It's like when Dennis Leary did a stand up special, after the brilliant "No Cure for Cancer", about his FUCKING KIDS. What the hell?!

Cult or Micro-Genre?
I'd like to say The The although they are a huge group, it's just that most people I know dont know who they are (he is).

Listen to me, I know for sure.
Get the self-titled one. good melodies (like Car Wheels) and ass kicking rock (like Car Weels).

Thanks for giving away the AWESOME spoiler, surely.

Provided that there should be a flow in plasma, red blood cells as well as white blood cells, we should have more than a fair chance at extinguishing its life.

Woah, this sounds a bit serious. No one's picking on anyone here I think. It just sounded like Three Time was fishing for compliments, that's all. If someone fishes for compliments, swift retribution will follow.
That's all. Peace.

Really? no one?
What is a CHUD?

Tiowaitr: Cleaning up the Internet, one message board at a time.

Which on were you, "dude in crowd" or "dude in bar"?

What's a CHUD?
see the Loved Ones.

I tried to just walk in back in '92 and the doorman caught me and said "why would you want to go in, it's just mic stands and it smells like an office".
I agreed and I left. But I did touch the door.