Oh, fucking Bionicle. That was the coolest shit. I think I still have all of them stashed away somewhere, comics included. That "metaphysical shit" was really cool for a kid and marked the first time I can remember Lego putting a storyline to their sets.

Occasionally I'll catch an old episode of Spongebob on Nickelodeon and it always surprises me how the toy commercials haven't fucking changed. Still the shame shit.

Hey kid. I'm a computer. Stop all the downloadin'.

Because typically it only gets mentioned once and never thought of again.

I hear Dylan filtered through Tom Petty filtered through Granduciel.

I've been meaning to check it out.

This album is joining Benji and the self-titled St. Vincent album as my favorites of the year so far. It kicks ass.

"Have you ever wrapped your wife around your dick?"

I don't want to hear that little shit talk about "You know what I'm gonna do, grow. What're you gonna do, stretch?" ever again. Fuck.

Wait until your hear their dedication to their namesake through song lyrics. Fields of Dick is a good start.

And it took an oddly touching turn for a bit there. Then it doubled back towards the joke. The gas station guy taking Nathan completely by surprise with the stuff about small children's pee sealed the deal. Excellent show, best episode.

Especially the Pompeii version. Fuck yeah.

And technically, David Gilmour played it. So he should get the credit.

Played alright in Midland/Odessa. Right down to the "Fuck I hate this and want to leave" stuff.

I'll miss these (mostly) weekly reviews a lot. They've been a highlight of my Wednesdays these last few months.

It was nice to hear him finally sound so happy in his initial voicemail. And then sobbing while listening to Exit Music For A Film before instantly turning on a dime when Seacrest showed up was pretty good.

I liked seeing the Parisian night suit make a reappearance.

I'm gonna start using this on all those fucks that think I have a problem.

Surprised I haven't seen mention of Chris Cox-as-Jerry Jones' Michelle parody "Terrell" yet. That was easily the best of the celebrity bits the Sklars have had in quite a while.

It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!