It sounds like you might be confusing this with "Amish Mafia"…or am I?

It can be two things.

"Me So Horny" of GTFO

…but his hair lives on.

I don't know how I got to this story. I was trying to get to the story about the new Ghostbusters movie. I must have made a wrong turn in albuquerque.

From the pictures above, I am going to agree that I would wait for the reviews before I see it.

And it didn't have any tits…except for the star.

That was me, sorry.

That sounds just like me!
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Minus the flannels.
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And minus the handsome part too.

You're gonna be huge in about 20 years with all the ladies who's "biological clock is ticking"!

Great, thanks. Now I want a beer.

Wow! He caught his breath a lot faster than I expected!

"Yes", "if", "butt". Got it.

…every day…on the streets.

Rick Ross says, "Every Day I'm Turtlin'"

Suggested headline change:
"Corey Feldman proves that whining can get his name in the news again even though his career died years ago."

Damn it!

- Shia Labeouf

My kids would probably love this. Do I try for "Dad of the Year" or not? Hmm…

Scary.