Tight.
Tight tight tight.
Tight.
Tight tight.

The first rule of OCD club:
-Make a second rule so that it is an even number of rules.

Tig Notaro?

I would like to pick The Penis Mightier for $500, Alex.

That is a lot easier to say than "Dungeons and Dragons".

Someone would really have to try hard to con-Vince me to watch this one.

I knew it existed I just didn't know it was a spin-off. it is an ok show, I saw a couple episodes. I am surprised it lasted 5 seasons though.

Brad Pitt could totally pull it off and probably get an award for it as well.

"They call me Mr. Tibbs."

I thought Chad was another name for a taint. My bad.

My favorite so far is the story I read this morning where his lawyer said, "you can't rape your spouse." I'll bet that was a direct quote from Trump himself.

I recreated this and I just found out he was in the original Terminator. How funny.

$5. She love you long time.

"I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events or not but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"

Are you sure he thought of you as a friend?

We'll have to agree to disagree. You go Yahweh and I'll go mine.

But I don't know anything about acting.

At least it won't take Diamonds and Pearls to afford this place.

So you're saying he's not a Dikachu in real life? False advertising, I am offended!

Every time I think it can't be worse, it ALWAYS gets worse.