It's like the porno "Hannibal Licked her"

Soooo, I'm on the run.

At least someone gave a sh*t.

[Insert quack joke]

I hope he is smart enough to finally shave his head and get it over with.

Ewoks are evil. You only like them because they look like living teddybears. They will jump you, tie you up and cook you alive, man!

I'm the last guy.

"Hulk SMASH!" - Ronald Reagan

Cameron Diaz is too "manly" for me to confuse her with Charlize Theron.

Scotch. Have you tried Scotch? I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

Silent Bob: *Faaaart
Jay: Dude. Some a**hole is talking sh*t behind your back.
Silent Bob turns around and is engulfed in his own pew.

No, I think that is what Pinocchio feels like when he lies.

Yeah, like how women can't be super heroes only side-kicks.

I gave you one. How many more could you need?

Either Elmo get the part of the "bad guy" or I ain't wastin my time. Mostly because I want to see Elmo finally die a horrible death.

Aped 'er? I barely knew 'er.

The only book of his I was able to finish was Needful Things. He takes so long to get started I usually fall asleep.

*Looks at Dikachu's face*

If there is a pile of scripts in Burbank, I wish they would start reading them. I am getting tired of all the remakes of remakes they keep churning out.

In a related question; are these things "water proof"? Asking for a friend.