I agree if they were canned. However, rumors are swirling that the other two quit when they found out he was being canned. If they did quit, they were dumb for following that sinking ship.

A. V. Club: Fuck yeah!

"Walmart khakis" Is that what it is called when you wear a camo bikini top with khaki shorts riding up in your butt and fishnet stalkings?

Chicka chickaaaaah!

I kinda like the one he did with Weird Al Yankovich

"Bald of taint?"

Maybe in this film, cloning is legalized so that they can bring him back. How much would it cost to get Randy Quaid back, $50 bucks and a bottle of Jack?

It's kinda like Groundhog Day but in 3 minute increments instead of 24 hours.

Look Who's Time Traveling Too

Leave my mother-in-law out of this.

*Makes popcorn*

I'm seeing a pattern here. So what you are all saying is, if I get drunk I should also watch John Wick. Does that sound right? Does that mean I should avoid it if I am sober?

A. V. Club: Percocet induced haze!

I Am Sam 2: The Third One

You're killing me! No really, can someone call 911?

Sex in the City: L.A. Edition

I was actually thinking more like grade "B" but whatever.

You must aquit with the Star Wars references.

Oh, my eyes! They're burning!

*Pours Whiskey on my Bourbon*
Noob.