I would not want to see this. I hear they didn't wear underwear.

A. V. Club: Big Book of Jewish Fairy Tales!

Do you know the other 6?

Shia LaBeouf smokes weed?

"See with your mouth, not with your eyes."

That great because "special" people get their own bus to school.

Similar to what I told my kids:
"Happy birthday to you!
Get the hell out my house!"

What do you know about anything anyway, Skybolt? You don't even know how to fly!

*Will Smith starts writing a screenplay*
{Insert Movie Name}
Staring: Will Smith

Would Patton Oswalt do?

Maybe they can do a BHC / Miami Vice crossover. They would attract all the old ladies from the casinos.

A. V. Club: Thrown together to get a big check!

My fear is that my family will find out that I died because of this feature instead of through a knock on the door by the cops.

I say everyone should assign their "Facebook will" to Justin Bieber!

I'll return rail service…to your mom!

Wait, is this a Michael Jackson movie?

I'ld watch her….through the curtains….as she slept….again.

I am predicting that Oliver will quit his show to host this one. Remember this day people.

Skience!

My story went a different direction. After the credits I got to see the last 10 minutes of my step-dad's porno. I cried when the recorded over that tape.