Yeah, that's kind of the default setting for a whole bunch of people around these parts.

Grocery store shoppers for one.

Third countdown to someone who follows the news fairly closely asking who in the hell Louise Mensch is.

He has to be getting paid well from those reverse mortgage commercials.

When I was a kid I used to ask my brother if he'd kiss Ronald Reagan's penis for a thousand dollars. So far I've not been presented with a bill.

Trump will bring them back, I just know it.

This place has really cut back on it's research budget.

You should try Tile.

I thought I understood it, make cracks about bad movies. Then I watched an episode. What they hell was all the shit about bad guys and space and the wacky theme song? And conversations between the characters in their lab or whatever it was? I just wanted to hear cracks about movies!

Hot stuff, coming through!

Joke's on him, they're all specials!

I can think of multiple chain restaurants that aren't pizza themed that do. It would be weird if they sold Vegemite though.

I think we should file a lawsuit.

Throw in a lifetime of free "nuggs" and you've got a deal.

Like I said, no Nazism.

Thats what we call a fringe benefit.

I've used one and thought you had to wipe first until I was told it was unnecessary. Tried it, and dried off with a single square of paper after that was as clean as if I hadn't done anything at all. If you think about it the wiping is messy cause it smears stuff around.

We all know it was Hormel.

Did they finally impeach Trump?

Really? Huh, I always heard they were the highest, although maybe they were singling out child predators when I heard that.