I guess I'm lucky, I've never has food poisoning. I don't eat at Taco Bell though.

You sure it wasn't the movie that did it?

Still way better than the red head who sardonicaly tells people what they should and shouldn't eat in those commercials.

Would you like a tall glass of lukewarm milk to wash that image down?

Oh stop it. Christ.

Yowza, you weren't kidding.

Ladies! He's SINGGGGLE!

So out of curiosity, did she send you a picture that was out of date? Or just a head shot, or slimming clothes or what?

Candle wax is pretty tame too actually. Hell, even I've done that.

That is so wild to me, and nary a mention! I wonder if she was thinking it might go further than that. Not that it couldn't or shouldn't or anything, but it's a big assumption!

That would have been a bit premature before meeting her, no?

Myself at ages 11-14.

They're both S joints!

I saw maybe 45 seconds of it, he told Aresnio his client was booked on Carson, after Aresnio walked away he admitted Carson had been dead for a few years. In spite of myself, I chuckled.

Wait a second, where was she carrying this baby?

And that my friend's is how you win Pastafarian's beloved* Comment Of The Day.

"AND WHERE ARE THE PICTURES I WAS PROMISED?!"

Actually I feel like that would be a good one if you were into someone who was into film and enjoyed discussions…

Time machine dating!

How many months would you guess she was along? Like early, or late?