Exactly. Like I wouldn't have even called it "butterscotch" much less "smoked"!

Lousy monkey paw!

Those Citrus Council creeps got to you too huh?

"Moran had apparently recently been evicted from the mobile home park where she was living with her husband, for public disturbances and excessive drinking."

As long as it's not Victoria Jackson I'm game.

That sounds about right.

Fuck, or fuck not. There is no try.

Kinda, but not really. Looper was a character trying to kill an older version of himself via time travel. This involves a clone, and sounds like no time travel. So they won't have shared memories and all that stuff.

Thanks for the context. That does seem like a weird way to play this when they could just as easily have said "time for an alternate universe run" or whatever. I wonder if there will be another twist where it turns out he was actually a double agent taking down Hydra from the inside or something. Just seems weird when…

Yeah, then I don't get it. "Let's take beloved character and make him a bad guy! What could go wrong!"

Hmm, well that's…odd. Maybe they're gunning for some big plot twist where it turns out it was his evil twin all along or something.
Or am I thinking of Days of Our Lives?

Oh yeah, I didn't mean to suggest it was you going at it again. Just that back when that episode aired there were a few people thinking he'd raped her in her coma and that the scene where she was alive again was a delusion or something. I just didn't think the way that it was presented even slightly hinted at that,…

I make it even better. Take that same vodka, (chilled of course) drink, and toss the OJ. Delicious!

I'm going to wade in here even though I have near zero knowledge about any of this (The AV Club)…
but don't they do one-off alternate universe shit like this all the time? Like when Superman landed in the USSR instead of Smallville and was Red Son? I mean is this a permanent re-write of the character or just a limited…

Formerly Frank Leibowitz.

That was the first movie I saw in a cinema.

Yeah, but isn't that because deep down you're wondering if the car might turn into a giant killer robot?

Well, lucky you.

It's his superpower!

More like "Meh-nocide", am I correct?