I don't even own a perch.

Oooohhhhh!
*Laugh track*

I'm sure this will be the thing that finally breaks him, why didn't we think of it sooner?

I don't think they were ever worried on that front.

Thanks for this!

That would be pretty metal though.

Next up, North Korea!

*shudders*

They've already got a Bannon though.

Frank Stallone is his muse.

True. Needs is a strong word. I do think it goes really well with a french fry though.

To be completely honest I've only had it a couple of times and I probably did go lean because a big ribbon of chewy fat has been always a bit of a turn-off to me. I may not be the best person to ask about this.

In theory I agree with you, but if clear mountain spring water is 10 ppm calcium and 12 ppm magnesium and some potassium sprinkled in with the H2O you could really recreate it like a recipe.

"The President's approval rating is rocketing because of his manly Syria sleight-of-hand."

She's also funny. Funny goes a long way.

McConnell. He doesn't have stupidity as an excuse. Just craven assholeishness.

JESUS! Where do you live? Because I think I want to avoid going there.

FLIP FLOPPER

Though his polling numbers must show at least some of them are lying about that.

I just keep getting more and more depressed about the whole thing.