Wow
This a a very NBC Thursday comedy centric Inventory.

Detachable ass-whupping stick, motherfuckers.

This
Is really stupid. New Zealand looks cool.

I've always wondered
What's a mook?

Wiseau
If he tries to make it funny, does that mean that the movie is actually dramatic?

Ice Cube
I'd do just about anything to get him to give me a call.

Andy Richter
That S.O.B.

GLAAD
Won't GLAAD be all up on them now after canceling about a group of handsome gay lawyers with a bad boy streak?

I really really hope that is what it would be.

Christopher Nolan
Is good every time.

I trust you.

Fuck the Yankees with a stolen dick.

I'm with you, Troy.

I'm on board, Troy.

Mrs. Featherbottom
It's all I can think of whenever he tries a British Accent.

Barton Fink? No Country for Old Men? No. It is Fargo.

Yeah, that's pretty porny.

Mr. Colbert
Sometimes I wish he wasn't always "on." I think that he'd have some interesting things to say.

Like you Deadpan, I get all excited for some bumpin' Warren Zevon, then have all my dreams shattered when actually all I get is Kid Rock rhyming "things" with "things."

You guys are so cool.