POSTPONED??? But my Paradise Lost Book Report is due tomorrow!!I'll never see the movie in time to get it done. Must kidnap Proyas and Legendary and make them come to an agreement by tonight.

The characters were hardly defined by the time Big Butt Sluts 11 came out. How did you find any emotional resonance in that piece of garbage? Not until Big Butt Sluts 17 did the overarching themes of the series converge into a powerful, satisfying statement.

I think his point is that it doesn't need to be graded at all. Its kind of like Roger Ebert deciding to review Big Butt Sluts 23* and tearing it apart for its derivative plot. While Korn technically qualifies as music, its nothing that the average reader of AV Club would check out anyway, and the review just confirms…

The resume of Michael Oliver, the kid actor from the Problem Child movies is pretty imp-pressive

The flaw in that argument is that Social/Strategic game and Physical game are not equivalent. An okay social game will win you survivor (Ask Sandra. Twice. And there was nothing brilliant about  her social strategy. She was even bitchier than she had to be. Or ask Natalie. Or ask Jenna. Or ask Tina.) But as for a…

I disagree. Its only a theory, because there's so much footage that hasn't been shown, but I think Sophie is waiting until the final 5 (when Coach can't block a surprise attack with his hidden immunity idol, which isn't mentioned but may be a big reason Coach is so safe) to get rid of Coach. Everyone but Brandon (even…

I hope Chris goes far. I know taste is king, but from a viewing perspective, creativity and artistry make the show so much more interesting, and the cigar, if misguided was really neat to see.

It was frustrating how much air time those uncharismatic couples got. Especially the kinda gay looking guy in the pink with the wife who acted like a condescending mom to him. Really producers? All the different meals being cooked and that's the footage you go with?

Albert gets a lot of credit on these boards as a strategist, but I'm starting to agree with Sophie's opinion of him as an abysmal one. He reminds me of someone who has just learned chess, thinks he's a master at it, and goes out of his way to get a bishop, because bishops are kind of valuable, not realizing he left…

What is your argument that Coach isn't playing well this season besides "I don't like him". Ozzy's been voted out twice (even if one of those times was on purpose).  That'd seem like an embarrassing asterisk to put next to "survivor winner".  There seems to be no contest as to who has played a better game this season.

I really don't believe that Cochran would beat Ozzie in a puzzle duel (though the preview for next week seems to basically say that Cochran is going to lose, and that could be an attempt to set up a big surprise upset) because Cochran is simply not competent (or best I can tell, really all that intelligent, education…

Man, that song she sings is great. And informative. I don't have to worry about reading the Koran now that i know that anyone who practices Islam in America is a pedophile terrorist. I'm gonna be a big hit at parties, guys!

I don't want to set my CD's on fire, silly! I'm going to wait another 5 years to give this "cd burning" thing a shot. Sounds too new age to me.

They're giving away some free music on the internet? About time there was some place you could listen to old Pearl Jam songs for free. I've been buying their singles on cd, throwing them away, yearning to listen to them again, then rebuying them. Finally an innovation to save me from my reckless cycle.

Yes, but Woody The Woodpecker movie has the opportunity to be the excruciatingly terrible straw on the camel's back that makes parents go "fuck this shit. My kids will stare at walls for now on"

I agree with your conclusion, but the reasoning you've eloquently supplied next to your statement is a little shaky. Sheldon's hair isn't dorky enough for maximum laughs? Not enough references to nerdy things because these guys are such big dorky dorky nerds? Not enough endearingly awkward scenes between geeky men and…

Damn those 6 million hydrologists laughing Big Bang Theory to the top of the ratings each week.

I'm hoping that this is to movies what E.T. was to the Atari. So horribly bad, people just say "fuck movies", the movie industry crashes, and then is forced to become good again.

Don't you get it man? He's clearly referencing that movie that was playing in his head during his acid trip. Classic line. Said right before the main character becomes a talking pancake.

Looking forward to the double wide taco movie