I'm tempted to write "you're an idiot" and let it speak for itself, but this is an incredibly reductive view of rap, and no doubt stated by someone who doesn't listen to a lot of it. Good rap is made by emcees with strong flow and interesting lyrics over striking musical backdrops. The idea that rap has to be about…

Carlos Mencia is the big challenge for Rob Schneider in this sitcom. Because Mencia has successfully made all the possible profound comments about mexican and american relations, I'm sure Schneider and his staff will work around the clock to find new ways to comment on the hard hitting issues like "Mexicans smell like…

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What I wouldn't give for an edited version of top chef where all the cheftestants have Malkovich heads grafted onto them.

I'm not so sure about that. Edna and Brandon are both so unlikely to win against any of the other 4 Upolu (Coach, Sophie, and Albert play smart, Rick is likable) that it doesn't seem worth the risk to bring Cochran with you. He's a proven flipper, so he's not someone you want to form a new alliance with (may flip…

And its also bullshit and egomaniacal to say that you saved someone by not voting for them (when no vote in savaii had been a split decision. It was all almost unanimous). You have one vote, Jim. You saved cochran every round as much as he saved you.

There was no reason to keep it out of Savaii hands. You can't eliminate all three at one tribal council, and none of them are big enough immunity threats like Ozzy that you gotta get rid of one right away. Enjoy the food.

I don't know how you classify Dawn as a strong player. She's the weakest player in the game if you ask me, and worst yet, she hides behind an amazingly phony and self-righteous veil of "goodness".

My favorite strange sex scene is when Tengo immediately comes because his girlfriend wears the same clothes his mother did when he was breastfed.

The producer of The Animal cast her as Rob Schenider's romantic lead once he saw the way she nonchalantly put larvae in her mouth as if it wasn't something that would repulse most other people in the world. Still, think the larvae eating performance was more convincing.

Thankyou so much for these extremely self-indulgent comments that add absolutely nothing to a survivor episode comments thread. You have all ably demonstrated your coolness to the people reading the classic survivor recap/who watch survivor. I faint in jealousy at the glamorous lives you live!

As soon as she won the immunity Idol I thought, "Get ready for Dawn to spin this into a self-righteous speech in the opposite direction now that she's safe and doesn't benefit from a tribe switch"

Everything said about cake and their popularity I agree with,

Because you're clearly trying your standup routine on a comment thread relating only ever-so-tenuously to your material, I can see that you're desperate here, so I'll be kind.

Regarding the review of Albert Nobbs: "The premise is unique…"

"It's got to be a tough choice for parents, whether to raise decent humans who will probably live as literal serfs in the coming libertarian utopia or monstrous shitheels who might get a chance to have a half-way tolerable life. "

Agreed, they are awkward but I think Biz (or more probably big daddy kane) should be graded on a curve of difficulty here. This a storytelling song with a coherent tale narrated the entire way through. Thats much harder to do than LFO's ridiculous non sequitir rhymes and besides some of those rhymes ARE clever ( i…

Some smashing pumpkins lyrical "genius".

I hate how much the cameramen turn to him for a reaction shot. Everytime one of the judges says something negative, the cameramen must be thinking, "Well clearly the audience needs to see Ben making a heartfelt concerned face" Everytime he makes one of those stupid faces I imagine him going "Oh, Butterscotch!"

pressure tests
I really liked the pressure tests from last season where the contestants on a losing team have to identify all the ingredients from either a meal or a selection of food, and least correct gets eliminated. Have they got rid of all those for this season? It was a nice change of pace.