Nelson's announcing in that movie now feels as ethereal as Jim Henson's cameo at the end of A Muppet Family Christmas. "I like it when they have fun" indeed.

Nelson's announcing in that movie now feels as ethereal as Jim Henson's cameo at the end of A Muppet Family Christmas. "I like it when they have fun" indeed.

Take a guess why the JLo flop The Back-up Plan is one of the most paused movies.

Take a guess why the JLo flop The Back-up Plan is one of the most paused movies.

After it's cleaned?

After it's cleaned?

Sitting on towels actually make nudists seem more gross.

Sitting on towels actually make nudists seem more gross.

Black bars would probably make that image look more hygienic. Or if the girl was a housepet, for some reason.

Black bars would probably make that image look more hygienic. Or if the girl was a housepet, for some reason.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus Because Nelson said his voice was based on John Carradine?

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus Because Nelson said his voice was based on John Carradine?

If Super Size Me was a show, they'd have to keep recasting Spurlock.

If Super Size Me was a show, they'd have to keep recasting Spurlock.

Bad news: They now have an excuse to use CGI and celebrity voices in the planned Fraggle Rock movie.

Bad news: They now have an excuse to use CGI and celebrity voices in the planned Fraggle Rock movie.

They must have reliable sources.

They must have reliable sources.

I think the biggest case of the not-gays SpongeBob had was in Season 1, when he captured everyone in his town because he thought he was on the moon. It's a long story, but he wanted to make up for stealing her rocket by proving that aliens do exist on the moon. Either way, the show's creator says everything SpongeBob…

I think the biggest case of the not-gays SpongeBob had was in Season 1, when he captured everyone in his town because he thought he was on the moon. It's a long story, but he wanted to make up for stealing her rocket by proving that aliens do exist on the moon. Either way, the show's creator says everything SpongeBob…