STEP ONE: Excavate! Excavaaate! EXCAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAATE!

If we're going to nominate a Batman cartoon with a musical number, my love of NPH gets trumped by my love of either Gail Simone's ribald lyrics for the "Birds of Prey" episode or Arleen Sorkin's "Say That We're Sweethearts Again" number in B:TAS.

That's horrific. I'm bummed that the IndieGoGo campaign is over because I really want to donate to her cause too.

I prefer Bizarro Stormy. He shows people how serious his group can be.

If that is truly happening, I am now sad that we will never get to see Jaye trying to stop Hannibal at the behest of a talking inanimate object.

If I had a peanut, I'd give it to you!

Oh, man, thanks for that. Still kills me to this day.

The first time I ever laughed so hard I cried was watching the Taxi episode with Rev. Jim's driving test, which is funny because it was also the first TV show I ever watched growing up that showed me the concept of pathos. The quiet, expertly played misery and dissatisfaction of some of their characters wouldn't make…

"Xena: Warrior Princess" - The Bitter Suite, if only because Lucy Lawless has a surprisingly lovely singing voice and I don't think I've ever seen Xena so much as mentioned on this site.

We need someone younger and more whimsical in their malice - perhaps Matt Smith or John Simm.

They totally do it.

It starts out quite dry but it really is an amazing book. I haven't read another book that builds a world so charmingly with just the usage of footnotes.

This is an absolutely wonderful book but I'm worried that they won't be able to adapt it adequately, if only because of all the wonderful footnotes that are stories in and of themselves. It is honestly my third favorite fictional novel with fictional footnotes, second only to "The Princess Bride" and "House of Leaves".

I believe you mean Dewey Fucking Crowe.

TODD: "You know what you look like to me, with your usage of my first name and your 17 likes? You look like a gimmick commenter - a well-liked, hustling gimmick commenter with a little taste."

The fact that I know who Sophie B. Hawkins was before they discussed her but I have no freakin' clue who Brie Larson is makes me feel incredibly old.

I actually saw her in concert when she opened for Chris Isaak, whom I love to pieces. Girl had some serious dance moves, believe it or not.

You had me at "Caroline Dhavernas".

Well, "the Laszlo family is just Sopranos, lite" is a clue. I can only assume it means that he is the head of a mobster family who watches what he eats.

She's not related to the X-Men character but I hear that she does do double damage with backstab thanks to a particularly awesome dice roll in episode three.