Relax, Daddy-o! The TVDW is done with speaking to your mind! Now, he's speaking to your SOUL, man! You dig? Just relax your mind and let the poetry fill your heart!

But then Nick Hall realized that, whenever Close-watcher said "As you wish.", what he really meant was "I love you."

But then Nick Hall realized that, whenever Close-watcher said "As you wish.", what he really meant was "I love you."

Dammit, lack of Hardison!

Dammit, lack of Hardison!

NOBODY ASKED YOU TO MAKE ME FALL BACK IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW, PATRICE!

NOBODY ASKED YOU TO MAKE ME FALL BACK IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW, PATRICE!

I don't think it's like they're going to start making new episodes of B:TAS, alas, so I think you're safe to "spoil" away. :)

I don't think it's like they're going to start making new episodes of B:TAS, alas, so I think you're safe to "spoil" away. :)

My money's on the mute surveillance guy.

My money's on the mute surveillance guy.

So, now I'm curious - what was Ivy's deal?

So, now I'm curious - what was Ivy's deal?

I used to believe the writers of Homeland knew what they were doing but after those last two episodes, man, I just don't know anymore. We might get a fantastic hour of brilliantly scripted and tense, well-acted character work or some more shitty 24-type shenanigans with Carrie and Brody going on the run together…

I used to believe the writers of Homeland knew what they were doing but after those last two episodes, man, I just don't know anymore. We might get a fantastic hour of brilliantly scripted and tense, well-acted character work or some more shitty 24-type shenanigans with Carrie and Brody going on the run together…

I think of "Life" when I think of "Damien Lewis". I fucking miss that show.

I think of "Life" when I think of "Damien Lewis". I fucking miss that show.

"REPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER."

"REPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER."

. . . but I'm pregnant, you son of a bitch!