Every time some scientists say they've discovered a Wooly Mammoth partially intact, I get sad that it cannot be cloned for it's no doubt delicious, delicious meat.

Nonsense. I'm pretty sure the Hughinbrow will stay in place until someone makes him shave it off for charity.

Nonsense. I'm pretty sure the Hughinbrow will stay in place until someone makes him shave it off for charity.

I still don't like John Tesar but I love this comment for all the amazingly inventive nicknames it has spawned for Josh in the replies as a result. My favorite thus far is "Ironic Mustache Dwarf".

I still don't like John Tesar but I love this comment for all the amazingly inventive nicknames it has spawned for Josh in the replies as a result. My favorite thus far is "Ironic Mustache Dwarf".

I want Kuniko to win LCK just because she is freakin' adorable. I know that this is no real reason for any chef to win a cooking show but I can't help but love her and her two butterfly stomach.

I want Kuniko to win LCK just because she is freakin' adorable. I know that this is no real reason for any chef to win a cooking show but I can't help but love her and her two butterfly stomach.

I'm still miffed that the butchery expert from Denver didn't manage to get soft serve Wolfgang instead of cranky Tom. I've eaten his food and I'm sure he'd have done some really awesome things on the show.

I'm still miffed that the butchery expert from Denver didn't manage to get soft serve Wolfgang instead of cranky Tom. I've eaten his food and I'm sure he'd have done some really awesome things on the show.

I'd rather see Chevy Chase forced to reenact all of Martin Sheen's roles, particularly Apocalypse Now.

I'd rather see Chevy Chase forced to reenact all of Martin Sheen's roles, particularly Apocalypse Now.

I said "Thank heaven for small miracles."

I said "Thank heaven for small miracles."

When a woman was watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up, she took offense to his offensive rape joke (and they're all offensive IMHO). She called him out on it and got up to leave, at which point the unfunny asshole said the following:

When a woman was watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up, she took offense to his offensive rape joke (and they're all offensive IMHO). She called him out on it and got up to leave, at which point the unfunny asshole said the following:

Wouldn't be funny if, like 5 people, didn't make the same stupid joke about Daniel Tosh right now?

Wouldn't be funny if, like 5 people, didn't make the same stupid joke about Daniel Tosh right now?

I have never seen a single episode of this show. I am disappointed to know that the plot has nothing to do with a rogue Carly somehow violating the 3 Laws of Carly by allowing a human to come to harm.

I have never seen a single episode of this show. I am disappointed to know that the plot has nothing to do with a rogue Carly somehow violating the 3 Laws of Carly by allowing a human to come to harm.

Could you BE any more jealous?