My best friend grew up in northern Michigan and she actually does get more and more Canadian sounding when she's drunk. It's pretty hilarious.

I believe you meant to spell that last word as "aBOOT".

I believe you meant to spell that last word as "aBOOT".

While I am genuinely excited for "Last Resort", I'm gonna have a hard time not thinking of this scene from "Throw Momma From The Train" the entire time: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

While I am genuinely excited for "Last Resort", I'm gonna have a hard time not thinking of this scene from "Throw Momma From The Train" the entire time: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Oh, dear. I'm excited but I know that people from Fargo, North Dakota will be pissed. They fucking HATE that movie just because nobody who sees it seems to get that nobody in Fargo talks like that because the film takes place almost entirely in Minnesota, donchaknow. Poor Fargonians.

Oh, dear. I'm excited but I know that people from Fargo, North Dakota will be pissed. They fucking HATE that movie just because nobody who sees it seems to get that nobody in Fargo talks like that because the film takes place almost entirely in Minnesota, donchaknow. Poor Fargonians.

Pilot, do yourself a favor and go watch Steven Weber's recent appearances on "Wilfred" instead. It's not a perfect show but it's a million times better than "2 Broke Girls".

Pilot, do yourself a favor and go watch Steven Weber's recent appearances on "Wilfred" instead. It's not a perfect show but it's a million times better than "2 Broke Girls".

I think it's grossly unfair of you to reduce the talented Kat Dennings to her breasts in a comparison to Christina Hendricks, a frankly amazing actress.

I think it's grossly unfair of you to reduce the talented Kat Dennings to her breasts in a comparison to Christina Hendricks, a frankly amazing actress.

I am in favor of a weekly column expressing thoughts about the beauty and talent of Kat Dennings in lieu of any future reviews of "2 Broke Girls".

I am in favor of a weekly column expressing thoughts about the beauty and talent of Kat Dennings in lieu of any future reviews of "2 Broke Girls".

>TAKE BOOK

>TAKE BOOK

Wait a minute. This review really confused me. There are actually people who think that Family Guy is funny?

Wait a minute. This review really confused me. There are actually people who think that Family Guy is funny?

That line Lorena had about learning one of her charges had diabetes and how helping kids like him to eat healthier with her charity was what she was all about? Touching, right up until my inner snarky asshole added "said the celebrity spokeschef for Taco fucking Bell".

That line Lorena had about learning one of her charges had diabetes and how helping kids like him to eat healthier with her charity was what she was all about? Touching, right up until my inner snarky asshole added "said the celebrity spokeschef for Taco fucking Bell".

Dude, didn't you even READ the review? This show is about reality TV game show contestants being offered an escalating series of prizes related to Broadway shows OR they can stick with their first choice of getting free breast implants until the end of the season.