Cut smash, irony's Toby!

"GET BACK IN THE HOUSE CARL!"

"GET BACK IN THE HOUSE CARL!"

QC's okay, I actually do like a few of the punchlines. It's no Something Positive - where every character's utter hatred and self-loathing are consistently funny - but it still makes me smile. And if all the relationship angst gets too much, I always have Oglaf to make me laugh my ass off with NC-17-rated jokes that…

QC's okay, I actually do like a few of the punchlines. It's no Something Positive - where every character's utter hatred and self-loathing are consistently funny - but it still makes me smile. And if all the relationship angst gets too much, I always have Oglaf to make me laugh my ass off with NC-17-rated jokes that…

Ah, yes, The10th Doctor, "The Man Who Never Would", the king of pacifism - y'know, unless he's really mad about something (which makes torturing people for eternity totally okay) or they wasted their second chance and therefore deserve a quick death as he's a "no more second chances kind of guy".

Ah, yes, The10th Doctor, "The Man Who Never Would", the king of pacifism - y'know, unless he's really mad about something (which makes torturing people for eternity totally okay) or they wasted their second chance and therefore deserve a quick death as he's a "no more second chances kind of guy".

Brontosauruses do it like enormous herbivores.

Brontosauruses do it like enormous herbivores.

I chose to believe he said "Moon racists" simply because I find that weirdly fucking hilarious. Plus, disgusting racist people all living on the Moon so we don't have to deal with their bullshit? Hooray!

I chose to believe he said "Moon racists" simply because I find that weirdly fucking hilarious. Plus, disgusting racist people all living on the Moon so we don't have to deal with their bullshit? Hooray!

I AM THE ONE, NATURAL ONE, MAKE IT EASY, WE CAN TAKE IT INSIDE WHERE I CAN LOVE HOW I LIKE IF I WANT IT!

I AM THE ONE, NATURAL ONE, MAKE IT EASY, WE CAN TAKE IT INSIDE WHERE I CAN LOVE HOW I LIKE IF I WANT IT!

Compliments, sensual massage, lingering kisses on the neck - y'know, the usual.

Compliments, sensual massage, lingering kisses on the neck - y'know, the usual.

I'm 34 and I have a Christmas list, but that's mostly because my family has no clue what to buy me half the time.

I'm 34 and I have a Christmas list, but that's mostly because my family has no clue what to buy me half the time.

100 points awarded for sneaking in another Samuel L. Jackson quote!

A Doctor Who Notification for "What's On TONIGHT" when it is NOT, in point of fact, ON TONIGHT? Damn you for playing with my heart, AVClub!

A Doctor Who Notification for "What's On TONIGHT" when it is NOT, in point of fact, ON TONIGHT? Damn you for playing with my heart, AVClub!