Y'know, nothing against the legendary Sugar Ray but if they brought back Dita Von Teese for every single episode of this season of Top Chef Masters, I would be totally okay with that. Watching that goofy Australian guy turn beet red whenever she spoke was hilarious.

Y'know, nothing against the legendary Sugar Ray but if they brought back Dita Von Teese for every single episode of this season of Top Chef Masters, I would be totally okay with that. Watching that goofy Australian guy turn beet red whenever she spoke was hilarious.

Shoot, you're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so quick to judge things. My apologies.

Shoot, you're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so quick to judge things. My apologies.

. . . touche.

. . . touche.

Sweet Fancy Moses, are they seriously giving that comedy abortion Seth McFarlane yet ANOTHER animated series on TV? Or is this Yogi Bear rip-off from someone trying to ape his so-called "style"? Either way, I'm sure the usual legion of imbeciles will line up to watch the usual formula of crude, lazy humor mixed in…

Sweet Fancy Moses, are they seriously giving that comedy abortion Seth McFarlane yet ANOTHER animated series on TV? Or is this Yogi Bear rip-off from someone trying to ape his so-called "style"? Either way, I'm sure the usual legion of imbeciles will line up to watch the usual formula of crude, lazy humor mixed in…

On the Moon and the stars in the sky?

On the Moon and the stars in the sky?

And, in the far distant future, Kaylee will read these innocent Tweets from years gone by, wondering how she grew up to become a mechanic on a ship full of criminals and if her Pop Pop would be ashamed of what she had become.

Depends on the person. I lived in a household for YEARS with someone who would go in there supposedly just to do his business and then would end up reading some huge-ass book for twenty minutes or more on the can.

Depends on the person. I lived in a household for YEARS with someone who would go in there supposedly just to do his business and then would end up reading some huge-ass book for twenty minutes or more on the can.

Bah. Where's the statistical line graph charting each individual's previous grades on a linear continuum? FAIL

Bah. Where's the statistical line graph charting each individual's previous grades on a linear continuum? FAIL

Walter White has already begun regenerating into a new Heisenberg from New Hampshire with hair. Sadly, he's still not ginger.

Walter White has already begun regenerating into a new Heisenberg from New Hampshire with hair. Sadly, he's still not ginger.

Thank you! I don't want to brag but I have often been told that I make people wanna jump, jump.

Thank you! I don't want to brag but I have often been told that I make people wanna jump, jump.

I know this is going to get buried and everyone else has said the insightful stuff, so I'm just going to say one thing: