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You make several valid, inarguable points regarding the lackluster nature of this episode. Please allow my teenage self to offer his rebuttal. Teen KDBryan? You have the floor.

You make several valid, inarguable points regarding the lackluster nature of this episode. Please allow my teenage self to offer his rebuttal. Teen KDBryan? You have the floor.

Please tell me she had braces, acne and was gangly and flat-chested because that would be hilarious.

Please tell me she had braces, acne and was gangly and flat-chested because that would be hilarious.

Man, and here I was hoping that Nick Offerman would say "I am vampire, Suki." in a deadpan voice.

Man, and here I was hoping that Nick Offerman would say "I am vampire, Suki." in a deadpan voice.

Clearly, your Xanatos Gambit has worked, you heartless monster. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…

Clearly, your Xanatos Gambit has worked, you heartless monster. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…

"At least I tried to exterminate, goddamit. At least I tried."

"At least I tried to exterminate, goddamit. At least I tried."

The first member of P.A.N.T.Y.S.H.I.E.L.D. is obvious http://www.marvunapp.com/Ap…

The first member of P.A.N.T.Y.S.H.I.E.L.D. is obvious http://www.marvunapp.com/Ap…

And ONE WONDERFALLS and ONE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT and ONE LONE GUNMEN and TWO TICKS (continue as necessary)

And ONE WONDERFALLS and ONE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT and ONE LONE GUNMEN and TWO TICKS (continue as necessary)

Enver Gjokaj was the best part of the ambitious hot mess that was Dollhouse. Dude blew my friggin' mind with how well he performed as each new imprint, especially that episode where he was a 2nd Topher.

Enver Gjokaj was the best part of the ambitious hot mess that was Dollhouse. Dude blew my friggin' mind with how well he performed as each new imprint, especially that episode where he was a 2nd Topher.

. . . you sonuvabitch.

. . . you sonuvabitch.

I'm 34 and I adore this show.