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I used to be addicted to clipahol but I was forced into a mandatory 12-step program by serial dramas. They're slowly weaning me off of it with dosages of shortsadone (this is some of the really good stuff: http://dai.ly/9wj7cu ).

I used to be addicted to clipahol but I was forced into a mandatory 12-step program by serial dramas. They're slowly weaning me off of it with dosages of shortsadone (this is some of the really good stuff: http://dai.ly/9wj7cu ).

This is patently ridiculous. As if we, the average American TV watcher, don't have the attention span to watch more than a-

This is patently ridiculous. As if we, the average American TV watcher, don't have the attention span to watch more than a-

Whatever happened to "Top Chef: Just Desserts"? Is there just never going to be another season of that?

Whatever happened to "Top Chef: Just Desserts"? Is there just never going to be another season of that?

Because if it were called "Future Family" they'd all have to have robot maids, live in floating houses and be yelled at by cruel, tiny bosses at work?

Because if it were called "Future Family" they'd all have to have robot maids, live in floating houses and be yelled at by cruel, tiny bosses at work?

Don't even joke about that. Those things are international treasures.

Don't even joke about that. Those things are international treasures.

See, now, that image is kind of sexy but then I immediately imagine Pete Campbell making a pervy face and joining in, thus ruining everything.

See, now, that image is kind of sexy but then I immediately imagine Pete Campbell making a pervy face and joining in, thus ruining everything.

If this results in the cancellation of Modern Family, I sincerely hope that Sofia Vergara gets cast in Mad Men after this. Why?

If this results in the cancellation of Modern Family, I sincerely hope that Sofia Vergara gets cast in Mad Men after this. Why?

Tsk, tsk. Little do any of you know that she's just been practicing all this time for her new one-woman show on Broadway entitled "I, J. - The Life of Josephine Baker"

Tsk, tsk. Little do any of you know that she's just been practicing all this time for her new one-woman show on Broadway entitled "I, J. - The Life of Josephine Baker"

Let me finish that for you.

Let me finish that for you.