I want to fuck a bee
There, I said it.

Come on, we all know that herpes breaks out in like five or six days.

I pegged you as an appletini girl, Sister Mary.

Sister Mary and the Boozers II: Electric Appletini-too

I tend to agree with both you and Amy Sedaris, SMF.

On second thought, I think "Gentle Herpes" pretty much covers it.

re: sick burn

Anyone ever hear that Louis C.K. bit about the bucket of duck vaginas?

The hidden track 13 on Mr. Diamond's epic tribute to barely-legal-hardcore-porn.

I thought Jethro Tull was soft, too, until I saw them live.

I fail to see how that's not rock'n'roll
It's Jethro Tull, man. It could have been a picture of Ian eating cereal at his breakfast table and still be rock'n'roll. These kids today, I swear.

Well aren't you prolific, PF.

What?
I'm first in line for this shit.