Boo, this is the only reality show I watched last year. Sure it's often stupid and forced, but I still got more out of it than my four years of art school.

Boo, this is the only reality show I watched last year. Sure it's often stupid and forced, but I still got more out of it than my four years of art school.

Another of the dozen or so titles that film was given was "Breakfast at the Manchester Morgue", which I like a little more.

Another of the dozen or so titles that film was given was "Breakfast at the Manchester Morgue", which I like a little more.

Weird thing is that Lynn Lowry starred in three movies that are all very similar: this one, Cronenberg's "Shivers" and Romero's "the Crazies". She had the lockdown on batshit epidemic films.

Weird thing is that Lynn Lowry starred in three movies that are all very similar: this one, Cronenberg's "Shivers" and Romero's "the Crazies". She had the lockdown on batshit epidemic films.

Erin Moran's exploding head in "Galaxy of Terror" is a beaut.

Erin Moran's exploding head in "Galaxy of Terror" is a beaut.

The recent feature documentary on Jim Wynorski, "Popatopolis" is still available on netflix streaming. It's worthwhile, especially if you work in industry, but a little sad; he's down to making a living by shooting direct-to-Skinemax softcore films with five-figure budgets and three-day shooting schedules.

The recent feature documentary on Jim Wynorski, "Popatopolis" is still available on netflix streaming. It's worthwhile, especially if you work in industry, but a little sad; he's down to making a living by shooting direct-to-Skinemax softcore films with five-figure budgets and three-day shooting schedules.

"I Drink your Blood" was a dumb title forced upon the film by the distributor. Original title was "Phobia", referencing hydrophobia (rabies). Great Movie.

"I Drink your Blood" was a dumb title forced upon the film by the distributor. Original title was "Phobia", referencing hydrophobia (rabies). Great Movie.

"Nailgun Massacre",  "Driller Killer" and "Toolbox Murders" could make for a hardware store-themed triple feature.

"Nailgun Massacre",  "Driller Killer" and "Toolbox Murders" could make for a hardware store-themed triple feature.

Von Trier has shown full-penetration sex in at least two movies I've seen, so that's nothing new. And I thought his last two movies "Melancholia" and "Antichrist" were both pretty much perfect, so I have high hopes. Keep on Fuckin!

Von Trier has shown full-penetration sex in at least two movies I've seen, so that's nothing new. And I thought his last two movies "Melancholia" and "Antichrist" were both pretty much perfect, so I have high hopes. Keep on Fuckin!

"Crash" was a second date for me and a girlfriend of four years (first: Lost Highway. third: the pillow book).

"Crash" was a second date for me and a girlfriend of four years (first: Lost Highway. third: the pillow book).

My sister named her first cat "Tibbles" after that sketch.

My sister named her first cat "Tibbles" after that sketch.