Goyer sucks. What was up with all the Super Jizz Codex bullshit?

Demeter Queefed

There are four or five different shows crammed into YOUR Mom

Waiting for the spin off, Masters of Sex: Junior

HOW WOULD I KNOW that this could beee myy faaaaaaate?

… ulous.

Is this new Mighty Boosh?

Transmetropolitan: The Motion Picture

So a talking dog doing a bong rip is serious, now? Is that where we are?

My Gran Mama wants to write poems.
I'm not talking about writing here, I'm talking about char-act-er.
You just polished up your act a little bit. You just shined it up!
Tell me what i want to hear. I want your D.O.R.
SPELL IT! D. O. R.
You're out!

He was a poet, dontcha know it?

Sons Of Talkery

I have this… this PLANET of regret, sitting on my shoulders, and you have no idea how much i wish that i could go back to that morning after we made love and do everything different.

No it.. its… what happened was i kind of got this arcane glimpse of the universe, and the best thing i can say about that is… well… i dunno.

See, the thing is that, um.. well…my dad died.

Disenchanting the lands in the Land of Enchantment

The show ends with Junior cashing in that winning lottery ticket.

Sounds more like the NFL just isn't interested enough in "corporate sport."

Like a good fiction writer?

We've gathered against you AV Club. You take too much upon yourself. We will not live by your commandments. We are free!