Oh mo he can't

Rum, pum, pum-rum, pum, pum, pum rum, pum, pum, pum,  White House Down. Rum, pum, pum, pum-rum, pum, pum, pum rum, pum, pum, pum, White House Down.

Baby, I ain't got the juice.

A better name for the show would have been 'Bo Burnham is Fucking Hilarious.'

… and so it came to pass, Pete Holmes has become "Thin Val Kilmer"

In Russia, Man Supers you!

Fuck Piz.

Observations aren't jokes.

WTF is Plaza playing Jodi Arias?

What goes on in Spanish Harlem, goes on in Poughkeepsie.

I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS!

I have it on good authority the stock plummet was actually caused by a
flaw in the mail order DVD branch of Netflix. The adhesive used to
repackage watched DVDs then mail them back to Netflix has been
malfunctioning. These loose seals have cost Netflix millions in damaged
DVDs.

Negative review headline suggestion: Revolting Development

Holy fuck. That is how you get a tumbr page dedicated to you.

"Show me, show me show me how you do that trick, the one that makes you stretch," she said. "The one that makes you form your body into a catcher's mit and catch those bank robbers," she said, and threw her arms around my momentarily rocket shaped neck.

Pete's new hour is McDonald's…

Quick Spider-Man, Rhino & Sandman have invaded Napa Valley!

Solipsistic reviews for a solipsistic show.

The show has become unwatchable garbage. Last season it crawled up its own ass. This season it died there.

Chris Evens mama so fat, people call her, "The Human Porch."