I actually thought it was better than the first D&D episode. I know I'm in the minority, but I thought the whole "Fat Neil is going to kill himself/ Pierce turns into a cartoon villain/ "I use my turn to feel sorry for you!" thing was REALLY overdone, and kind of hokey.

1. Animorphs was the shit. Exciting stories, fun characters, really cool, ALIEN aliens. None of this "humans with rubber ears" stuff. I believe K.A. Applegate even designed the "good" aliens (The Andalites) specifically out of of a desire to make them hard to animate. (For those not in the know, picture a muscular…

Dragon Age's system was MUCH
more refined, I think. And instead of it being the entire battle system,
it just supported the system. Also you didn’t have to buy a license to wear a
hat.

"FF12 is my favorite Final Fantasy game, and it features the series’ best battle system (the “gambit” system)."

Wait, there's an actor named "Joe Bologna?" His name is Joey Bologna? Awesome.

Let me ask this: Is there any reason to watch this show, when I could not be watching it instead?

OK, but will you jam in references to Community every other act?

Eh, not that crazy. If the bar closes at 4AM, and they got there at 10, it'd have the potential of being a bit sloppy by the end, but if the bar's big enough/the crowd is fun, it's reasonable.

I demand you keep up reviews for Cougar Town, out of loyalty to Abed Nadir

Ugh, I wish there was just an easy way to see all responses to a comment I made. Instead I have to click on them one at a time, which makes it tough to see the whole thread.

I am wearing nothing but a beard that extends from my neck, all the way down to my groin, and wraps around back up my back like a hirsute onesie

You need to offer your services as a Subject Matter Expert on the set of the Space Jam sequel.

We shall see. Wearable tech is definitely going to become popular- I think watches might become more popular than glasses, first.

I guarantee it! There are impotence jokes!

Eh, example off the top of my head:

"The biggest problem with Leno was always that his jokes were needlessly cruel." Really? THAT was Leno's biggest problem?

Meh, all the superior remarks people are making about Google Glass are more or less the way people made jokes about the Internet in the early/mid 90s.

One of the best movies, ever. Can we please have a Kickstarter to buy the rights to this and give them to Christopher Nolan?

Gender neutral partner- doesn't identify as male or female. Yeah, I know, but whatever.

God, remember how smoking hot she was in the first few seasons of 30 Rock? Then she downgraded to merely quite beautiful.