Request that you now post in every comment thread for every AV Club article, ever, with tangential, rambling stories.

God save us from the wives of network executives who don't "get it."

"The trouble with the porn star plot isn’t that it is ill-conceived,
implausible, or unfair to the characters as established. It’s just that
it goes from zero to hectoring without pausing at fun."

Your FAVORITE? Really? I can see people saying it's not as bad as its reputation, but your favorite?

If it wasn't for roasts I would know nothing about Lisa Lampanelli.

Yeah. And like @avclub-f73c052f26a9b04dea08638e15903bde:disqus said, it was shallow.  It wasn't an awful movie, by far, but it lacked the depth of any of Pixar's movies.

Being able to make a movie is not a prerequisite for judging one.

I feel like I'm the only person who didn't like Despicable Me.

@Notlob McGee You have a problem with "panties" but are fine with "undies?"
Are you one of those people who, for some reason, hates the word "moist?"

Totally serious- the South Park movie is one of the best musicals I've seen (including Book of Mormon).   It nails the format almost perfectly, while still having a ton of jokes and satire.  And the music is pretty great, too.

Isn't there an HPV vaccine?

So, what are the odds that the entirety of Season 4 turns out to be just a dream, like in that one show that only old people have seen?

Allison the Make-up Girl is criminally underused. I bet she has all sorts of snarky adventures when she's backstage.

It's a little mini "writer's commentary" on every episode of the season. There are like 25 episodes.  MATH, BITCHES

All I'll say is that was a pretty intense kiss.

A lot of funny bits in this episode, but there are two points that I loathed:

OK, but will he be able to finish the AV Club screen play of Dan in Real Life 2?

Eh, it's sometimes funny, but it has always been Munroe basically saying, "Here is something I made that I think is cool."  Sometimes its him trying to be funny, sometimes heartfelt, sometimes weird, sometimes just trying to be interesting.

O'Neal, just admit that you played a friendzoned ladder fanatic. We won't judge you!

Na, Na, nana naaaaa.