"Alright, we all know why we're here, right?"
"Yeah, PACKERS!"

"That's not funny, Ruth. I was a slave."

The Mike Pipper scene is one of the greatest sustained moments MST3K ever delivered. It's up there with "Frank's dead" in Monster A-Go-Go.

"I really wish I knew what happened to you."

Forget music, I wanna dance!

God, I wish MST3K could have done all of Titanic. That little clip may have the highest percentage of riffs that land of all time.

Old guys becoming pandas. THAT'S the future.

The boiler room has a receptionist?

"OK, you're a dancer — get out, bye."

How to Date A Cell Phone Call

I thought the evidence didn't justify the conviction, though I wasn't convinced of Syed's innocence.

"I am the Anti-Mendes!"

But boy is it SEO!

You can stand under my mosquito netting.

Venus?

"So, Mrs. Lincoln . . . how did you enjoy the play?"

Season 6 is a mess narratively; Season 7 is better plotwise but Buffy is definitely off.

It's late on a Friday before a holiday and no one will see this,but what the hell:

Yeah — if we're going to do anecdotal evidence, you could say gains in beer sales are offset by losses in productivity from hangovers, sleeping in late, etc. Sports don't do much.

Maybe the Cavaliers will set Cleveland on a great economic gradient over the next few years, and if so, more power to them. But every gain described here is either anecdotal or easily attributable to other trends. Millennials generally are moving back into cities, whether or not those cities have a pro championship.…