First thing I thought of, too.

It'll be Doctor Who, with The Affair transforming into a new dalliance every fourth season or so.

Mmm. And the fats are numbing my emotions.

"That's what Vietnam did to me!"

Not to mention, he stole the "War Is Over" idea from Phil Ochs and the Yippies.

"Santa's here! OK, get my gun."

(Goes back in time, gives Townshend the idea)

DAMN DIRTY GLASSES

I never saw that, and I'm glad.

They're going to go into the woods
They're going to go and meet their fates
It will be days before they're found
Cornjob will be blamed

New England journalists?

He's almost as elusive as I am!

Your one mistake: You signed your paper "Mary Matthews."

I'm so afraid this is gonna be a disaster.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ATTACK OF THE KILLER B-MOVIES, CONNIFF!

All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth

This was the cover of the Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer album, which we owned growing up.

Comics Only was a talk show, but it also did some extraordinarily dark sketches, too. It sticks out in my mind for that reason.

Hey, have you heard about this grunge rock music the kids are into? It's, um, pretty weird.

Just wanted to say: I've read the AV Club for 15 years, and the quality of everything has remained consistently high. Hell, even the comment section is comprised of funny and thoughtful people. Thanks to you and everyone who works at the AV Club for making this such a high-caliber and rewarding publication.