"Door-to-door Biography! I'd like to talk to you about the fascinating life of Charles Grodin."

I want you to stop this nonsense about a vlog. You never had a vlog.

On their own, the giant infant scientists lasted a minute, then crashed.

SHHHHHHHH

Finally! MST3K will be available on an on-demand video service, where there are no wars or traffic accidents!

— Como te llamas?
— Me llamo . . . Heisenberg. Y este no es metanfetamina.

Ah, Ziggy. Will you ever win?

Any job that allows you any sort of creativity is a blessing, and means you give something back to the world. Stick with it and hang on; many people would love to be in your shoes.

"I don't blame them. Because one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual. You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since The Infinity Crusade of 1993.

The Jesus and Mary Chain's recording will be the most influential album no one has listened to.

Now, now: The original CSI was about the science. CSI: Miami was always about the unintentional comedy.

The original reviews of Problem Child were so bad the studio ran ads with fake quotes from historical figures praising the titular character.

King Kong Origins: Baron Kong

Rise of the Island of the Apes

National Lampoon's Bravely Taking A Vacation Despite Expenses And Cultural Hostility To Taking Even A Day Off Work

This needs more up votes.

"Widely-panned trailer?" Was it a recap of Season 5 of The Wire? Ha! #delightful

"Hey bro! I got five ways to prove this party kicks ass!"

Law and Order SVU has been on long enough to cover every conceivable dramatic situation. It's the Summa Theologica of police procedurals.