at first i was like, is vanderwerff still writing these reviews? then i was like, oh…

i only saw one single david cross-esque fishface in these episodes.

you could climb a rope?! i couldn't even manage to hang motionless from the pull-up bar…

can you give us at least the hint of whether the politician is american or not? just a guess that since it's not señor deltoid, i'm betting it's neither francisco, fulgencio, or jorge by any chance?

geert?

so i legitimately can't think of any fictional matts or matthews out there that particularly rub me the wrong way. my main beef with my name is the swampy consonant soup that forms if you say my full name. let's just say my last name is whitney. it's not, but something like that. the thewwhit sound is just awful,…

Hunt?

jesutns h. lear-ish?

i really liked the thought of her and kyle dunnigan being together. it was pretty adorable the way she was flirting with him on the podcast about her "big naturals." i don't know if they had already started dating before that episode of professor blastoff, if not, it was damn cute.

darn. would have been a good point if i hadn't completely made it up. moral of the story, time to go watch twin peaks again.

it's been a while, but isn't the scene right before that james' execrable song? one of the best scenes in all of tv, preceded by one of the worst of all time? or am i misremembering?

hey, i just started watching this show too, so wanted to let you know that comment didn't go to waste a month after the review was posted. good one.

achtung baby. achtung baby! achtung BABY! ACHTUNG, baby! achtung, bebe! achtung baby! achtung baby! ACHTUNG baby! ACHTUNG BABY!

tell him about the t-shirts! get the fucking t-shirts! i want those t-shirts. bro, how about some fucking t-shirts?

i had a bowl cut when i was a little boy, and i wasn't on tv at all.

fair enough, asked and answered. you need a picture. what was jarring for me is the text after your initials, i thought it was a continuation of the comment after an acronym. my eyes must have just blurred past your username b/c you don't have a picture.

hmmmm, interesting, i didn't know this was a thing. also, anytime i see clive owen is starring in something, i will never not mentally transpose it to clive warren, and wonder if rebecca de mornay is in it too.

i think the strain is ok. it's a sorry state of affairs that this is the show i'm most looking forward to a new episode each week. totally agree with your last sentence though. i'm so bored with tv, i'm actually missing true blood (said in the cadence of "i'm so hungry, i could eat at arbys."

shit, i didn't even notice the screenname. that's just bizarre.

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