not necessarily. root and stem, pillar and stones, etc. don't take balls to get a boner, just to ejaculate.

and walton. and waltyr. and walda. and fat walda.

hey, it's the lord of pain! i just started hyperion last week after reading grrm's tuf voyaging, and most of simmons' non sci-fi stuff. space operas are awesome, who knew?

eh, i'm usually first one hollering about how typical and horrifying these types of things actually are, but i really don't see how those guys could have handled that any other way. shots fired from a house in a small sleepy town (whose police force had probably gotten a homeland security grant and all kinds of scary…

yeah, germans are white.

agreed, plus, unauthorized leaking to the press (even worse than "the press," jonah!) might just be the worst sin a staffer can commit on a campaign.

damn, really? why did they have such weird framing then? he's still over a foot taller than cersei. i'm not saying the guy wouldn't be a monster in real life, but they might as well have cgi-ed him, the amount of camera trickery they were doing.

totally, i was just browsing around there. but i'm just greedy. i want the synthesis of both a good review, and this group of weirdos in the comments section. besides, who has time to read two whole reviews?

and the camera angles to try to make him look tall! hilarious. did they dig a hole for the cameraperson to stand in to shoot up at him and cersei?

oh, whoops, i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.

this is without a doubt the best "experts" review of game of thrones to appear on this site. full stop. nice work mcnutt, any chance you might be taking over full time on this one? i'm sure people have many differing opinions on vanderwerff in general, and i'll keep mine to myself, but i can't be the only one to…

i had a babysitter once who said something similar about the devil, and put me in a closet too. my mom blew her top and fired her. religious nutjobs are religious nutjobs, and they are really good at making children feel as if there is something wrong with them outside of their control. i haven't killed anyone in…

considering the benny schwazz episodes of comedy bang bang are probably my favorites ever (outside of jason manzoukas/andy daly, and some of the jon daly eps too), i have never watched a single episode of house of pies. sounds just plain awful.

for some reason it's not showing up on in totally legal downloadable places on the internet until the next day for some reason. most shows pop up about 15 minutes after they air in the east coast. not cbb for some reason.

yeah, i am a week late to this, i thought the intro was fantastic, and the rest was a bit meh. turtle expert was by far the weakest gag. she keep breaking, and it wasn't even funny. boo.

i'm pretty fucking bummed out she didn't get the last crusade cold open though. i mean come the fuck on.

i never thought i'd see li'l gary in the flesh, so i think wompler is totally a possibility.

agreed. ok. so. as i was watching the celebrity diet sketch, i couldn't help but think about this week's louie, and the discussion on how "fat girls" are treated. i was kind of struck with how this is like literally the exact opposite of that whole scenario. instead of an actual "fat girl" who desperately wants…

huh? oh, i guess you mean that there was originally another reek. oh, and ramsay was reek for a while. but theon is still definitely reek too.

fair enough, i guess. i would say that jon hamm as don draper is lusted over because of his extreme confidence first by far, the fact that he is charming and fairy quick witted, then much further back his handsome face and then deep voice. season two "fat" don draper was still a pretty damn ruggedly masculine man,…