+ iran's gonna getchoo, boogy boogy boogy!

yeah, thought it was supposed to be a siren or something.  i'm dumb.

i thought he was stephen fry's son (seriously, bear with me for a second.  for some reason when i read this i thought, "wow, that guy looks like stephen fry, the guy who wrote freakonomics.  i'm pretty sure that he is british, so it must be his son."  turns out, it was stephen dubner, not stephen fry that wrote…

looks like spanish moss.  probably just teeming with chiggers.

heck, hire huell howser's corpse to play a wight while we're on this huell-train.

gah, beware sales jobs for "Vector Industries" the shell-corp name for CutCo.  holy moly, sat through one of those the summer after sophomore year of college.  i got the job, apparently.  walked out during the essay section of the interview, told them i didn't want it.

don't know why dumbass disqus won't let me like your comment at this time, @avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus , so i just wanted to drop you a line saying that you ARE AWESOME!

you could tell he was happy… because he was smiling.

and sung by judas himself!

i can't believe i just finally watched this tonight.  i lost my fucking mind with that amazing quick-cut to dame sir alw in the white tux and that first fucking slap-bass note.   i didn't hear a single one of the lyrics i was laughing so goddamn hard.  i also love it so much that not only is this show "somewhat…

NEW NO-NO!

yeah, my guess is federal asset forfeiture.  not like they are gonna do a short-sale on something like that.  more likely that the feds would use it in in a similar fashion as the huell storage facility we saw last episode.

ha, how to actually answer that?  several responses popped into my head.  1) "uh, nope."  2) "this is the only austin powers i like:  https://myspace.com/dontsto…"  3) "actually, it was probably my favorite movie in the entire world when it came out, but after years of catchphrases being driven into the ground and the…

whatever, fat bastard.  baby back ribs, get in my belly, blah blah blah, etc etc etc

yeah.  i don't care about the grade dealie at all usually, but when this episode gets the same grade as a pretty decent episode of always sunny, there seems to be something lacking in this system.  seems that there needs to be a distinction between "yeah, episode is totally solid, hitting on all cylinders, etc, solid…

red carpet fuckfest?  i must be going to all the wrong premieres.

walt's face was like a goddamn commedia dell'arte mask when after hank was shot.

jerk flag?  that's the #2 all-time best seller at the jerk store.

for reals!  i took my laptop into the kitchen and washed dishes during the scene w/ walt at home w/ skyler & jr.  i had to do something with my hands, or else i was going to bite my nails to the bone or claw my eyes out or something else unpleasant.  man, that episode was like having sex while camping.

better cal sal!