Brian Regan doesn't have many negative things to say about his family.  Then again, he doesn't have many negative things to say in general.

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I was surprised to learn that Ted Bundy did, in fact, have a daughter, but rather than think you were Ted Bundy's death row pen pal, I'm going to assume you meant Al Bundy.

Has no one made an Alison Brie Larson sandwich joke yet?

Bill & I were sisters in another life
That is why his music makes me cry
Not because I love him and not because he's really foxy
(Lowest common denominator in the rock scene)

I hadn't seen Futurama when I first played X, so it was amusing enough to assume Wakka was just stoned out of his orange gourd all the time.

Breakdown of average portion of the audience who enjoyed the new G.I. Joe, by viewing accessories:

Which makes it a dick move to call 911 and not the non-emergency number.

Having recently listened to his WTF interview, I have to ask:  how many filler "like"s did you have to remove from this interview before you could print it?

Mickey Rourke as Rocksteady

Albini probably just felt obligated because Gavin went to Steve's sister's ceremony.  The truth of it is, Gavin just likes to stand around at American weddings.

If I had a choice, absolutely.  I'm not saying they can't be competent or even excellent, but they're never going to understand the experience of having a cocknballs.  Them's the facts.  I don't think that disparity is as big as for male docs/female patients because of how much more medically complicated women are,…

I've pondered this before, but why would anyone buy music based on the reviews of a deaf person?  "I've never heard a chord or even a single note in my life, but I've studied music.  This band is brilliant."

OZ DEMANDS OF US:  LOOK UPON MY WORKS AND DESPAIR

You could ask those who were relaxing in Hammock Land when the robot revolt began.  Could, if they hadn't almost immediately become scarlet gristle.

He's really got the 'smug cock' thing down to a science.  However, my reaction is tempered by my memories of when AVC was promoting Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.  I remember being unable to finish an article because the horrid grin on his giant, disembodied head in the double-up sidebar ads was so distracting.

I'm not sure I can come up with a good reason why any woman would go to a male gynecologist.  It's kind of like basing all your music purchases on the reviews of someone who has been deaf since birth.

Yes, @avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus , this is a major part of the farce that is the Oscars.  It's already three hours of the world's most privileged people wanking each other, and they still claim to pick the best performances out of all the movies of the year as if they'd watched them all.  It's like…

@Billie_Dawn:disqus no, I don't think studio execs would give a shit about that.  But if they think their profits could be hurt they might start to care.  Once the sexism becomes impossible to ignore, people might start getting pissed about it.

Even if the categories were merged, there's no reason there can't be the same number of nominees.

You're saying if there were one category, men would win it much more often because the roles they are playing are consistently better-written.  That may be true, but doesn't the separation of categories hide and thus perpetuate that problem?  Seems like another reason to merge them, maybe it'll affect change when…