I believe a visit to a house of ill repute is in order for you.

Are you a zombie or a survivor thanking the one thing that allowed you to survive all this time?

"You mean something like Leather Daddy?"

So you'll go back in time two years?

Because mommy and daddy only appease their children's game desires around Christmas. It's an outdated release system, but it's one the video game industry is set on keeping.

You fail to see the beauty in this Beast Rabin. The more he does political ads and stump speeches, the fewer chances he gets to act!

I will definitely give mass love to the Mario and Luigi series. Fawful remains the single-most quotable (and awesome) villain in video game history.

Yeah, but I feel that a flash game on the Internet could have achieved that without a $30 price tag.

Kazaam II: Kobe Bryant Ain't Nothin' Without Me

Two-ply toilet tissue may solve that problem.

Bakula 2012!

I'd also argue that recent MYOF subject, Solaris, is one of his best. The depths to which he explores the desperation of heartache is absolutely fantastic.

And don't forget No More Heroes, which was designed in the same pixelated style as classic 80s games.

Don't get me wrong, Muramasa is a very good game, but if you were expecting a true gem like Odin Sphere, you'll be a little disappointed.

I had high hopes for Muramasa
Seeing as it comes from the makers of the great Odin Sphere (and very solid GrimGrimoire), but it just seems to fall short. Maybe it's the lack of combat depth that really gets me, but it just didn't ever really stand out as anything more than pretty good.

I met Prince Fielder and Ryan Braun during a high school trip to see a Nashville Sounds game. One of those, "and here's a bunch of local high school kids, go greet them!"

You'll have to read "The Big Rewind" to find out!

Unfortunately
Discounting autograph tables at season ticket holder events for sports (woot, Miguel Cabrera!!!), the most famous person I've ever met was Larry the Cable Guy. Back when I lived in Franklin, TN, I was getting a CD player installed in my piece of shit Volvo at an Electronics Express when he walked in to…

Honestly, I think they over-estimated the amount of their audience that has ever heard of Van Halen.

They better have the giant snake and the fucking shark. Best parts of the first game.