I can almost see it, but the BBC is in the way.

It also hurts that the writer, one David Hayter (he of Solid Snake fame), left alongside director Bryan Singer for greener pastures.

Oh shit, it's back like the clap.

I know a guy who recently decided to apply that facial hair.

You blowhard!

I really should check my spelling more often.

Anything to get the AV Club out of there offices and into the wild.

Or develops a troubling case of dissociative identity disorder. One personality wakes up wondering why the keyboard is covered in Cheetos dust and Mountain Dew.

B, the gentleman's self-contragulatory handshake.

Part of me wants to drive out there, but the other part of me remembers that I'm poor.

Time makes fools of us all…

After reading him several times in high school, he lost my respect and gained my unending wrath. Unfortunately for me, he's dead already.

When is never going to come around?

Escape from New York is the greatest action movie ever made, but other than that, the '80s generally did suck.

Hey, I actually liked the Hulk. It wasn't an adrenaline junkie's movie, but it had charm, something Marvel films seem to always lack (other than Spiderman 2 and X-Men 2).

I'm just trying to say that any movie that makes over $50 million worldwide is hard to call "cult". Over than that, I've got no problem with covering it.

SPP, college students accounts for at least 10 million current Americans. Even if only a million of them had seen it, that's far from "cult".

I don't know about you, but I always thought ABC stood for "Ass Blasting Channel".

I hate having to hit the play button too, but Hulu has a hell of a time streaming HD where I am, whereas ABC runs smoothly with no issues. And I'm not so stingy as to make the need to click a button my big issue.

I really hope
ABC.com's video section doesn't shut down. They have a much better video player, and their ads are nowhere near as obnoxious as the ones on Hulu.