@avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus No jury would ever convict.

"He walked out of the door…and into a flaming bag of dog poo that someone had left on his porch.

"He walked out of the door…and into a flaming bag of dog poo that someone had left on his porch.

I don't know, in the last season of GoT she did a pretty good job of convincing me she was a woman who didn't know where her dragons were.

I don't know, in the last season of GoT she did a pretty good job of convincing me she was a woman who didn't know where her dragons were.

I was always amused by Machine Gun Fellatio, a band's name you couldn't even say on US radio.

I was always amused by Machine Gun Fellatio, a band's name you couldn't even say on US radio.

Toronto Maple Leafs. Not "Leaves", "Leafs". (To be fair, apparently they're names after an old WWI army unit but it still bugs me.)

Toronto Maple Leafs. Not "Leaves", "Leafs". (To be fair, apparently they're names after an old WWI army unit but it still bugs me.)

Living Colour. Four black American dudes who spell "colour" the English way. Because fuck you, that's why.

Living Colour. Four black American dudes who spell "colour" the English way. Because fuck you, that's why.

To this day when I see William Ragsdale I think "Hey, it's Herman".

To this day when I see William Ragsdale I think "Hey, it's Herman".

Yes, which leads to a bigger question: how much are these two being paid for some acting they did six years ago? I mean, they still have to pay to use their likeness right? Is this some Brando in Superman level of pay vs. minutes acted?

Yes, which leads to a bigger question: how much are these two being paid for some acting they did six years ago? I mean, they still have to pay to use their likeness right? Is this some Brando in Superman level of pay vs. minutes acted?

Cornell is contractually obliged to wear 33% less clothes than all other members of the band.

Cornell is contractually obliged to wear 33% less clothes than all other members of the band.

"Manimal" and "Cop Rock" respectfully disagree.

"Manimal" and "Cop Rock" respectfully disagree.

No, no you misheard. Wu-Tang AINT nothing to fuck with.