Oh, let's be honest, he didn't improvise anything. I imagine this has been the only thing running through Patton Oswalt's brain for the last few months.

Goddamn grocers.

Wait, she does?

@avclub-8b14f79688c0146367914b8240be4128:disqus Type @, then start typing in their name.

I think it falls apart, but only from a narrative perspective and completely on purpose, and if that's a problem for someone I'd say that they're probably that peculiar but very common kind of plot-obsessed film nerd with whom I don't want to have a conversation.

I can imagine a very It's Always Sunny show about them.

I totally imagine every one of your lines in Pam's voice.

@avclub-c715b7f9c127a03df75863d57da84c6c:disqus That's Maya Rudolph-PT Anderson fast.

I'm pretty sure I read it on a couple of legitimate sites. I think it's even slowed down in proportion to the supposed time speed differences between layers.

The original also works because it's purposely over-the-top; Kirk is trying to convince Khan that he is actually trapped and doesn't have an easy escape. That's part of the beauty of the line.

I don't like title sequences, but honestly, that one was sort of awesome.

It would make the show better, but it would make it less interesting, because the real-time structure is the only unique thing about it.

Yeah, I can't imagine an electronic album of recent years that was less about glitchy noises.

@avclub-0e639653c10d1353dfbc8e4a14df280e:disqus I thought you were referring to the guy who said Dan Brown was great because he was popular, and then argued that Stephen King was better than Faulkner.

I don't think this trend is as real as you think it is.

So, what you're saying is, you didn't unravel the joke.

I wouldn't say those two relate, though. People can be obsessively detailed about very dumb things.

I dunno, I'd definitely say Moulin Rouge is dumb. It's definitely not comparable to Michael Bay dumb, though.

Divisive isn't the same as subversive.

She was on the first five episodes made for UPN. When Cartoon Network picked it up Janine Ditullio did it instead.