He should change his name to Snoop Lien

Ugh, yes, me too. And I've drank raw milk.
(Drunk?)
(Why yes I am)

Yeah, but really? At that point, is it weird? I don't know, I've never been impressed by how many silly costumes you can put on to draw attention to yourself. If that's the domination mode and you're doing it because it's allowed and it benefits you, what's weird about it? Hell, send the world's most boring accountant…

I used to live in a football town. Super-qualified, ambivalent responses to the horrific actions of pretty much everyone in football culture are par for the course.

"Russell's American Bullshit—a film that is, regrettably, no longer called that, due to this already being the title of Silver Linings Playbook in China"I just want to give respect where it's due for a really amazing joke.

Texas vulgarian? You're the vulgarian, you fuck!

Not a mix between Purple Rain and High Noon? Pfft. See ya.

Not a mix between Purple Rain and High Noon? Pfft. See ya.

These friendly, well-intentioned people who mildly annoy me for 2 seconds are the worst human beings on the planet

These friendly, well-intentioned people who mildly annoy me for 2 seconds are the worst human beings on the planet

I'm sure she's fine. I'm sure she didn't die completely pointlessly off-screen or anything.

I'm sure she's fine. I'm sure she didn't die completely pointlessly off-screen or anything.

I'm a vegetarian socialist so I would in theory get along a lot better with Chris. And in fact I rooted for Chris until they made the character an insufferable whiner.

I'm a vegetarian socialist so I would in theory get along a lot better with Chris. And in fact I rooted for Chris until they made the character an insufferable whiner.

I read that in William F. Buckley's voice, with a little "hmmyes" at the end.

I read that in William F. Buckley's voice, with a little "hmmyes" at the end.

"Yeah, I don't know why they think your name is Richard either, man, but it says Richard right there in the URL, so, yeah, enjoy being Richard, Richard."

"Yeah, I don't know why they think your name is Richard either, man, but it says Richard right there in the URL, so, yeah, enjoy being Richard, Richard."

I started a slow, deep belly laugh immediately after Andy ran in and shouted "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HITLER?!", watched for a few more seconds as the laugh built up, paused the video, came over here, and started writing this post, and I'm still lightly chuckling as I finish this sentence.

I started a slow, deep belly laugh immediately after Andy ran in and shouted "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HITLER?!", watched for a few more seconds as the laugh built up, paused the video, came over here, and started writing this post, and I'm still lightly chuckling as I finish this sentence.