The article says "The film sent Carrey scurrying for the safety of Liar Liar," so apparently, in this world, you know, Truman Show, Man on the Moon and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind didn't happen.

The article says "The film sent Carrey scurrying for the safety of Liar Liar," so apparently, in this world, you know, Truman Show, Man on the Moon and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind didn't happen.

$85 an hour!

$85 an hour!

He's cop now.

He's cop now.

As a general rule, people tend to assume TV networks are about 200-400% more prudish than they actually are.

As a general rule, people tend to assume TV networks are about 200-400% more prudish than they actually are.

I love how the idea that "vagina" makes men uncomfortable and scared is somehow engrained in culture now.

I love how the idea that "vagina" makes men uncomfortable and scared is somehow engrained in culture now.

To make matters worse, Parks and Recreation is a good show, and yet Sublime is terrible. I certainly hope someone was fired for that blunder.

To make matters worse, Parks and Recreation is a good show, and yet Sublime is terrible. I certainly hope someone was fired for that blunder.

In my area, they showed "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" the day after 9/11, which is pretty incredible considering it's an episode about a terrorist who in the climactic moment flies a plane into a building.

In my area, they showed "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" the day after 9/11, which is pretty incredible considering it's an episode about a terrorist who in the climactic moment flies a plane into a building.

It's because we're all woman-hating mansplainers.

It's because we're all woman-hating mansplainers.

Pictures of Neil Gaiman gazing doe-eyed at Amanda Palmer while she vamps for the camera actually cause me physical pain. That is what love looks like when you put it in a transportation pod, mix it with housefly DNA and cause it to mutate into some hideous wheezing abomination that should not be.

Pictures of Neil Gaiman gazing doe-eyed at Amanda Palmer while she vamps for the camera actually cause me physical pain. That is what love looks like when you put it in a transportation pod, mix it with housefly DNA and cause it to mutate into some hideous wheezing abomination that should not be.

Oh man, me too. Even when Hank was sitting at the toilet I was waiting to hear gunshots outside.

Oh man, me too. Even when Hank was sitting at the toilet I was waiting to hear gunshots outside.