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Roald Dalek
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No, it's spelled "mysogyny." Misogyny is a medical practice in which doctors examine a woman's reproductive organs using tofu and seaweed.

No, it's spelled "mysogyny." Misogyny is a medical practice in which doctors examine a woman's reproductive organs using tofu and seaweed.

Yep, It is defeated by a pubescent gangbang. It was supposed to signify how they broke its hold over their childlike innocence or something. I think it was really a metaphor for how much Stephen King likes cocaine.

Yep, It is defeated by a pubescent gangbang. It was supposed to signify how they broke its hold over their childlike innocence or something. I think it was really a metaphor for how much Stephen King likes cocaine.

Leonardo DiCaprio's character appears to be channeling Kenneth Branagh's character in Wild Wild West.

Leonardo DiCaprio's character appears to be channeling Kenneth Branagh's character in Wild Wild West.

Clive Barker: so widely forgotten now that his name isn't mentioned even once in the comments. Sad. I liked his big doorstoppers like The Great and Secret Show and Imajica. He was sold as the next Stephen King, but he was doing his own insane mindblowing bizarre crazy thing that nobody else ever really fully figured

Clive Barker: so widely forgotten now that his name isn't mentioned even once in the comments. Sad. I liked his big doorstoppers like The Great and Secret Show and Imajica. He was sold as the next Stephen King, but he was doing his own insane mindblowing bizarre crazy thing that nobody else ever really fully figured

The ubniverse is the parallel dimension where all the crappy faux-whimsical songs by gothy hipster strippers go.

The ubniverse is the parallel dimension where all the crappy faux-whimsical songs by gothy hipster strippers go.

I know this is an unpopular opinion and all ("People really really like her") but I hate her. I hate her screeching, cloying songs. I hate her manic pixie dream girl bullshit. I hate her look-at-me-I'm-naked attention whoring. I hate that she marked the point Neil Gaiman stopped being a good writer and started being

I know this is an unpopular opinion and all ("People really really like her") but I hate her. I hate her screeching, cloying songs. I hate her manic pixie dream girl bullshit. I hate her look-at-me-I'm-naked attention whoring. I hate that she marked the point Neil Gaiman stopped being a good writer and started being

Because you live in a red state? I see freakloads of pro-choice stickers. Literal freakloads.

Because you live in a red state? I see freakloads of pro-choice stickers. Literal freakloads.

I still think they should have gone with Big Abortion, but the kids might not have bought the albums with a name like that.

I still think they should have gone with Big Abortion, but the kids might not have bought the albums with a name like that.

I didn't ask you anything.

I didn't ask you anything.

I don't want to meet your friends and I don't want my womb vacuumed…

I don't want to meet your friends and I don't want my womb vacuumed…